if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
when i was 9 i googled “penis” on my moms computer and then i felt so guilty about it for like a week so i started crying really hard and told her about it and she laughed for like 10 minutes
im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu
i love you
sorry i’m always tired. sorry i suck.
do you ever just wanna kinda pack up and leave out of the blue without saying anything to anyone like just leave and start a new life thousands of miles away because i think i would love to do that wow
(Source: rodneykong)









